Problems with translation

[TransformX]

Can you please translate to plain English?

Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches, watch three swiss Swatch watch switches.
Which swiss witch-bitch, which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?

[Lambo-Fan]

Argh, something disturbed me and killed my concentration. Now I've to read it another time (okay - another ten times maybe )
And I was so close to the translation

[DukeP]

Lol.

~~DukeP~~

[Nowhere]

BTW, try to imagine how be pronounce this

ChrzÄ…szcz brzmi w trzcinie w Szczebrzeszynie

Or even try to yourself, but be carefull, it might be dangerous for your tongue