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    Top Ten Thoughts to Ponder:


    Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

    Number 9 - Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

    Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!

    Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

    Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky..... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

    Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals Dying of nothing.

    Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

    Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred rand and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

    Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

    AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005:
    We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in South Africa but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
    Lawrence

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    LOL, I really liked #5 a lot, but then I read #3 which is even better and #1 topped the bill allright. Guess that is why it is called a Top Ten...

    Good stuff
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    • #3
      Awesome

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      • #4
        Rofl
        "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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        • #5
          lolol #6

          awesome list
          Q9450 + TRUE, G.Skill 2x2GB DDR2, GTX 560, ASUS X48, 1TB WD Black, Windows 7 64-bit, LG M2762D-PM 27" + 17" LG 1752TX, Corsair HX620, Antec P182, Logitech G5 (Blue)
          Laptop: MSI Wind - Black

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