Why crime DOES pay!

[Brian Ellis]

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell .
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 desk cubicle .


IN PRISON...you get three meals a day .
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it .


IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior .
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior .


IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you .
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors For yourself .


IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games .
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games .


IN PRISON...you get your own toilet .
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat .


IN PRISON...they allow your family and fr iends to visit .
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family on the phone .


IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required .
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners .


IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens .
AT WORK...they are called managers .

Have a Great Day at WORK - I'm going to PRISON

[GNEP]

Damn - and there I was about to go off this morning and accept a job offer I've just had through... having second thoughts now

[TnT]

Also...

IN PRISON... you get crazy women screaming and flashing you
AT WORK... you get crazy customers screaming and being morons