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    One German, One Japanese, And A Hillbilly Were Sitting Naked In A Sauna.
    Suddenly There Was A Beepin' Noise. The German Pressed Her Forearm
    And The Beep Stopped. The Others Looked At Her Questioningly.
    "That Was My Pager," She Said," I Had A Microchip Under The Skin Of My
    Forearm.

    A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang. The Japanese Woman Lifted Her Palm
    To Her Ear. When She Finshed, She Explained "That Was My Mobile Phone,
    I Had A Microchip In My Hand."

    The Hillbilly Woman Felt Decidedly Low Tech. Not To Be Outdone, She
    Decided She Had To Do Something Just As Impressive.
    She Stepped Out Of The Sauna And Went To The Bathroom.
    She Returned With a Piece Of Toilet Paper Hanging From Her Butt.

    The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Starred At Her.
    The Hillbilly Woman Finally Said

    "Well Will You Look At That. I'm Gettin' A Fax!"
    "Women don't want to hear a man's opinion, they just want to hear their opinion in a deeper voice."


  • #2
    Holy Excessive Capitalization, Batman!
    Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry Cox

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    • #3
      That's a cultural thing gone bad

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