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  • Remember to set your 'out of office' message!

    1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I
    fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

    2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of
    the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received
    anything at all.

    3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you
    send me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and
    your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

    4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged EUR5.99
    for the first ten words and EUR1.99 for each additional word in your
    message.

    5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is
    unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try
    sending again.

    (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many
    in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

    6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing
    system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a
    reply in approximately 19 weeks.

    7. I've run away to join a different circus.

    AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE:

    8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical
    reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Margaret' instead of
    'Mark'.
    FT.

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