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  • Ignorant Neighbours and car alarms

    Our immediate neighbours aren't exactly getting on mjy good books at the moment. Loud music during the evenings which too be honest you can say much about since it's not unsocialable hours.

    Anyway ignornantus left his car window open the so the alarm was going off every few minutes. Walking home it went twice beofre I got in the house. I went round and knocked on the door no answer and he must have known it was going off. Anyway I looked at the car and the window was slightly open. So I taped the bugger up.

    My other neighbour who was getting rather pissed off was very grateful for this.
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    The problem with those things is that many irate neighbors would probably PAY some kid to steal the damned thing just to get some sleep

    Dr. Mordrid
    Dr. Mordrid
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    An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

    I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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    • #3
      Shoulda had some fun and gotten a few cans of that expanding foam insulation and shot it through the cracked window..

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      • #4
        Originally posted by KvHagedorn
        Shoulda had some fun and gotten a few cans of that expanding foam insulation and shot it through the cracked window..

        HAHAAHHA

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        • #5
          Originally posted by KvHagedorn
          Shoulda had some fun and gotten a few cans of that expanding foam insulation and shot it through the cracked window..

          You save that for the exhaust.


          He's said sorry by the way.
          Chief Lemon Buyer no more Linux sucks but not as much
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          • #6
            sardines. lots of them. poored through the window.

            an alternative to this is a lot of baby powder. you know the largish plastic bottles that they come in? i'm thinking no less than a case of those.
            "And yet, after spending 20+ years trying to evolve the user interface into something better, what's the most powerful improvement Apple was able to make? They finally put a god damned shell back in." -jwz

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            • #7
              Nope. I'd just trap a skunk and throw it in the car

              Yes, you can do it without getting sprayed yourself.

              Dr. Mordrid
              Dr. Mordrid
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              An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

              I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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              • #8
                it's getting it into the car thats the hard part
                "And yet, after spending 20+ years trying to evolve the user interface into something better, what's the most powerful improvement Apple was able to make? They finally put a god damned shell back in." -jwz

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                • #9
                  Water hose would be simplest and least expensive actually.

                  Hook it up to his own outdoor tap and he pays the bill for it too.

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                  • #10
                    Another oldie but goodoe: stuff potatos up his tailpipe

                    Another one we used to do was to get some smoke fireworks with electric fusing. Crawl under the car and wire 'em up to his headlights/brake lights etc. and watch the fun.

                    Dr. Mordrid
                    Dr. Mordrid
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                    An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

                    I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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                    • #11
                      LOL you guys make me laugth which is good.
                      Chief Lemon Buyer no more Linux sucks but not as much
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                      • #12
                        Open up the hooting beast, place a paper bag filled with dog excrement onto the exhaust pipe, and let things run their course.
                        Hey, Donny! We got us a German who wants to die for his country... Oblige him. - Lt. Aldo Raine

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