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Dr Mordrid
7th June 2005, 21:36
or at least those perrormed with a urine sample, using a device called The Whizzinator. They sell both male and female models.

WARNING - SOME CONTENT NOT OFFICE SAFE!!

http://www.whizzinator.com/

The company also sells dehydrated drug-free urine :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Think this is a joke? NOPE!!

Onterrio Smith, a NFL Minnesota Vikings running back, was just suspended for the entire 2005 season for using a Whizzinator;

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2057990

Dr. Mordrid

schmosef
7th June 2005, 23:19
this shit should be illegal; there's no "legitimate use" that the manufacturers can say the product is intended for.

Lizzard[MPE]
8th June 2005, 00:09
i usually do it the old fashion way.

Dr Mordrid
8th June 2005, 00:50
Stay clean save for legal prescriptions?

That's been working for me since 1949 :)

Dr. Mordrid

Kurt
8th June 2005, 01:50
']i usually do it the old fashion way.
You mean you freeze it while you're clean? :)

Nowhere
8th June 2005, 02:03
I wonder...after how long are you "clean"? (no need to know this, just curious...)

KvHagedorn
8th June 2005, 02:33
They take the temperature right after to make sure it's fresh from the body, anyhow.. if you store it in a balloon or something it won't fly.

Nowhere
8th June 2005, 03:04
I could imagine some...scary a little ways to keep it at 36,6...

GT98
8th June 2005, 06:22
I wonder...after how long are you "clean"? (no need to know this, just curious...)


Depends....I've heard TCH stays in your system for about 30 days, assuming you are clean prior to this. If you arent...the time goes up.

schmosef
8th June 2005, 07:40
They take the temperature right after to make sure it's fresh from the body, anyhow.. if you store it in a balloon or something it won't fly.
they've thought of that. the site says the device is to be used with heating pads and they guarantee 8 hours of maintaining body heat.

Brian Ellis
8th June 2005, 07:50
Does the last drop go down your breeches? (Newton's fourth law of gravity) :D

Paddy
8th June 2005, 12:50
Depends....I've heard TCH stays in your system for about 30 days, assuming you are clean prior to this. If you arent...the time goes up.
Most routine urine toxicology screens will only be sensitive for the first 24 hours, 48hours max. Other more specialised tests, such as from hair, can be more sensitive - but are much less available.

Gurm
8th June 2005, 13:23
Depends....I've heard TCH stays in your system for about 30 days, assuming you are clean prior to this. If you arent...the time goes up.

WTF is TCH?

Heh.

As Paddy just pointed out, MOST screens that catch THC in urine only do so for 48 hours max. And let's be honest - you usually know about these things in advance (at least for job interviews) so if y'all can't keep from blazing up for a couple days beforehand... *sheesh*

Hell, you can use opiates and just show up to the screen polishing off a poppyseed muffin. ;)

Admiral
8th June 2005, 14:21
They ask for urine samples at job interviews ? :nervous:

az
8th June 2005, 15:23
WTF is TCH?

It's something in the same category as LDS.

AZ

Wombat
8th June 2005, 15:29
They ask for urine samples at job interviews ? :nervous: Actually, usually what happens is that they offer you the job, and tell you that you have 72 hours or something to make it to a testing center in your neighborhood. Fail the test, lose the offer.