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Go little Johnny, go!
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into
the woods.
Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Auntie Jane in a passionate
embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he
ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mommy, I was at the
playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Auntie Jane. I went
back to look and he was giving Auntie Jane a big kiss, then he helped her
take off her shirt.
Then Auntie Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Auntie Jane........"
At this point Mommy cut him off and ,"Johnny,this is such an
interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want
to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story.
Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go
into the woods with Auntie Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Auntie
Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Auntie Jane
helped Daddy take his pants off, then Auntie Jane and Daddy started doing the
same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the
Army."
The Moral of the story is: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story
before you interrupt .............................
the woods.
Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Auntie Jane in a passionate
embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he
ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mommy, I was at the
playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Auntie Jane. I went
back to look and he was giving Auntie Jane a big kiss, then he helped her
take off her shirt.
Then Auntie Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Auntie Jane........"
At this point Mommy cut him off and ,"Johnny,this is such an
interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want
to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story.
Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go
into the woods with Auntie Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Auntie
Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Auntie Jane
helped Daddy take his pants off, then Auntie Jane and Daddy started doing the
same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the
Army."
The Moral of the story is: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story
before you interrupt .............................
little bastard!
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