Three men lost in the forest

[3dfx]

Three men lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. The first step of the trial was to enter the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So, all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.” The king then explained, “Next, you have to shove the fruits up your butt without so much as an expression on your face, or you’ll be eaten.” The first apple went in, but on the second he winced in pain, and was killed.

The second one arrived, and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.

1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter, and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, “Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it!”

The second one replied, I couldn’t help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.”

[Kooldino]

Nice.

[Gurm]

This is kind of like the bunda joke.

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Three adventurers are captured by natives. They are held captive for some time.

One day, the tribal chief has one of the prisoners brought forth. He offers the explorer a choice... "Death, or Bunda?"

The man, having no idea what Bunda might be, chooses it over death. He is immediately seized by tribesmen, who tear off his clothes and repeatedly sodomize him until he passes out. Then they toss him in the river and the current carries him away.

The second explorer is called out the next day. "Death? Or Bunda?"

He witnessed the previous day's torture, but he's a brave man. So he chooses Bunda. Immediately he too is restrained, denuded, and gangraped. Only this time they gang up on him, two at a time, if you can imagine how horrible that might be. He too is sodomized until he passes out, and then tossed in the river.

The next day the final prisoner is brought forth. The question is asked. Knowing that his chances are extremely slim unconscious in the river (which is full of pirahnas), and wishing to avoid the fate of his friends, he chooses death.

"I choose death!"

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, absolutely sure."

The chief claps his hands together. "Excellent! DEATH BY BUNDA!"

[DukeP]

Ouuurgh..

Oldie but still painfull.


~~DukeP~~