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People talk about blonde jokes, but the best blond joke I've ever seen wasn't a joke. It was a real woman I saw in Meijers dept. store the other night;
a 6 foot blonde....
wearing a nearly transparent shortie camisole, no bra and with LOTS to hide....
low cut bicycle pants down to THERE.....
a G-string strap at least 4" above the pants almost all the way around and....
a Mohawk haircut & 400 pounds (181 kg) if she weighed an ounce
Lord knows I'm no lightweight, but my sensibilities are still trying to recover from this one.
Neeless to say: a prime candidate for The Learning Channel's "What Not To Wear"
Dr. Mordrid
a 6 foot blonde....
wearing a nearly transparent shortie camisole, no bra and with LOTS to hide....
low cut bicycle pants down to THERE.....
a G-string strap at least 4" above the pants almost all the way around and....
a Mohawk haircut & 400 pounds (181 kg) if she weighed an ounce
Lord knows I'm no lightweight, but my sensibilities are still trying to recover from this one.
Neeless to say: a prime candidate for The Learning Channel's "What Not To Wear"
Dr. Mordrid
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