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    A store that sells husbands has just opened in Chicago where a woman
    may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised
    of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the
    shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open
    the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you
    go
    Up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
    So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first
    Floor the sign on the door reads: "Floor 1 - These men have jobs."
    The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better
    than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she
    goes.
    The second floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love
    kids." The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder
    what's further up?" And up she goes again.
    Third floor sign reads: "Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and
    are extremely good looking." "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder
    what's upstairs?"
    The fourth floor sign reads: "Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love
    kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework." "Wow!"
    exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further
    up!" And again she heads up another flight.
    The fifth floor sign reads: "Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids,
    are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong
    romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be
    awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
    The sixth floor sign reads: "Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012
    to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
    solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
    Thank you for shopping Husband-Mart and have a nice day
    Chuck
    秋音的爸爸

  • #2
    a classic!
    P.S. You've been Spanked!

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    • #3
      Friday's Chuck'le.
      <TABLE BGCOLOR=Red><TR><TD><Font-weight="+1"><font COLOR=Black>The world just changed, Sep. 11, 2001</font></Font-weight></TR></TD></TABLE>

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      • #4
        nice one

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        • #5
          Very nice and oh, so true

          Dr. Mordrid
          Dr. Mordrid
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