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  • Post-operative care

    A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over
    his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a four hour
    operation.

    A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.

    "Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to
    wash your hands and feet."

    He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"

    Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown,holds his penis in
    one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look and
    says, "There's nothing wrong with them!"

    The man pulls off his oxygen mask and says slowly, "That was very nice
    but listen very, very closely! Are... my...test...results...back?"
    Brian (the devil incarnate)

  • #2
    LOL to interpret those words thusly methinks she has a dirty mind..

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