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Youn are from California if:
So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly,
and Texan jokes, you
know you're from California if:
1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are
visible.
2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a
house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people
carrying on a conversation in English.
4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a
nose ring, and is named Flower.
5. You can't remember . . . . . is pot illegal?
6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers
and a sperm donor.
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your
coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the
difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
9. A really great parking space can totally move you
to tears.
10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else
in the U.S.
11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks
wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like
George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house
payment.
13. You can't remember . . . .is pot illegal?
14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report
on every news station: "STORM WATCH."
15. You pass an elementary school playground and the
children are all busy with their cells or pagers.
16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave
for work an hour early to avoid all the
weather-related accidents.
17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
19. The Terminator is your governor.
20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's
license. If you're here illegally, they want to give
you one.
and Texan jokes, you
know you're from California if:
1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are
visible.
2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a
house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people
carrying on a conversation in English.
4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a
nose ring, and is named Flower.
5. You can't remember . . . . . is pot illegal?
6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers
and a sperm donor.
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your
coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the
difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
9. A really great parking space can totally move you
to tears.
10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else
in the U.S.
11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks
wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like
George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house
payment.
13. You can't remember . . . .is pot illegal?
14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report
on every news station: "STORM WATCH."
15. You pass an elementary school playground and the
children are all busy with their cells or pagers.
16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave
for work an hour early to avoid all the
weather-related accidents.
17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
19. The Terminator is your governor.
20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's
license. If you're here illegally, they want to give
you one.
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