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    A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's
    breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the
    fabric when cold weather sets in.

    At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took the
    scientist outside and kicked the sh*t out of him.
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    AZ
    There's an Opera in my macbook.

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    • #3
      LOL
      “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
      –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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      • #4
        Poor Zokes!
        Brian (the devil incarnate)

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        • #5
          LOL

          <----- She's not wearing a bra, just a piece of cloth.
          Titanium is the new bling!
          (you heard from me first!)

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          • #6
            Next some itiot will make a bra clasp with a combination lock

            Dr. Mordrid
            Dr. Mordrid
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            An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

            I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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            • #7
              scary thing is, Microsnot Office commercials in Europe showed passwords on bras.....VERY scary indeed
              Better to let one think you are a fool, than speak and prove it


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              • #8
                bollockssssss
                www.lizziemorrison.com

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                • #9
                  Bring back the '60's when women didn't wear bras.
                  You were told - Sasq

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Mcollector
                    Bring back the '60's when women didn't wear bras.
                    No thanks man. Bras exist to keep things in better shape until you have time to unwrap. Gravity is the enemy, and bras are your ally in that fight.
                    Gigabyte P35-DS3L with a Q6600, 2GB Kingston HyperX (after *3* bad pairs of Crucial Ballistix 1066), Galaxy 8800GT 512MB, SB X-Fi, some drives, and a Dell 2005fpw. Running WinXP.

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                    • #11
                      Correct. Still, I very lively remember a day, it was very sunny, I was just walking down the street with my friend, and this girl (18-20) walked in the opposite direction, facing us, wearing only a slightly see-through, very light blouse, and she had this way of walking where she just bounced up and down slightly more than necessary every step... it was beautiful, and I was a teenager with raging hormones

                      AZ
                      There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Wombat
                        No thanks man. Bras exist to keep things in better shape until you have time to unwrap. Gravity is the enemy, and bras are your ally in that fight.
                        hah you wouldnt say that if you lived in south florida, everyone out here has fake breasts
                        www.lizziemorrison.com

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Lizzard[MPE]
                          hah you wouldnt say that if you lived in south florida, everyone out here has fake breasts
                          Bleh. Big or small, leave 'em natural. Fakes are a big turnoff.
                          Gigabyte P35-DS3L with a Q6600, 2GB Kingston HyperX (after *3* bad pairs of Crucial Ballistix 1066), Galaxy 8800GT 512MB, SB X-Fi, some drives, and a Dell 2005fpw. Running WinXP.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Lizzard[MPE]
                            hah you wouldnt say that if you lived in south florida, everyone out here has fake breasts
                            So - do they jiggle? Do they have that special motion Zokes' avatar tries to emulate? When you squeeze them, do they feel as soft and yet firm at the same time as they should?

                            Ahem... excuse me... gotta go

                            AZ
                            There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Wombat
                              Bleh. Big or small, leave 'em natural. Fakes are a big turnoff.
                              Ditto.
                              It they aint real, they aint breasts.
                              Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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