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  • The Simpsons Quotes!

    Includes calssics like
    Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
    Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

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    Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

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    Heh missed this :

    Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
    According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

  • #2
    Awesome.
    "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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    • #3
      Hehe, cool!
      Titanium is the new bling!
      (you heard from me first!)

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      • #4
        A lot of them are quoted wrong, but still funny.
        Bart

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