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  • Olympic Commentary (they wish they could take back)

    Here are the top nine (actual) comments made by NBC
    sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics
    that they would like to take back:

    1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from
    Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her
    warm up and it was amazing."

    2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely
    horse and I speak from personal experience since I
    once mounted her mother."

    3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents,
    especially my mother and father."

    4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and
    even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really
    that serious."

    5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I
    should think we can expect the same thing again."

    6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the
    opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all
    over their faces."

    7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice,
    the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of
    the British crew."

    8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere.
    It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

    9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is
    playing so well is that, before the final round, his
    wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God,
    what have I just said?
    Why is it called tourist season, if we can't shoot at them?

  • #2
    #9 is the best. Is it real? I'd love to hear a wav of it.

    ROFLMAO!
    P.S. You've been Spanked!

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    • #3
      Those are all absolutely hilarious!
      <TABLE BGCOLOR=Red><TR><TD><Font-weight="+1"><font COLOR=Black>The world just changed, Sep. 11, 2001</font></Font-weight></TR></TD></TABLE>

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      • #4
        Originally posted by schmosef
        #9 is the best. Is it real? I'd love to hear a wav of it.

        ROFLMAO!
        Same here, I would LOVE to hear a clip of that
        Go Bunny GO!


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        • #5
          hehe
          "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss

          "Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark Twain

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