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  • Don't unterstand Rap? Here's a translation

    Artist: Notorious B.I.G.
    Album: Ready to Die
    Song: One more chance (remix)
    Lyrics:

    First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys
    Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin’ money
    Those the ones I like ‘cause they don’t get nathan’
    But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation
    Garbage, I turn like doorknobs
    Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever
    However, I stay coochied down to the socks
    Rings and watch filled with rocks

    TRANSLATION:

    As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.
    Here's the rest http://www.bizbag.com/Misc%20article...Translated.htm



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    I don't know what to be shocked about more. The fact that he did so well or that there was an ebonics competition.

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    • #3
      Yo yo yo!

      Ebonics is so much more efficient than regular speaking, of course it's a little hard to decode the first time you read it.
      Titanium is the new bling!
      (you heard from me first!)

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      • #4
        WOW
        "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

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          Ebonics is so much more efficient than regular speaking, of course it's a little hard to decode the first time you read it.
          And a bit harder even the second time.
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          • #6
            Re: Yo yo yo!

            Originally posted by ZokesPro
            Ebonics is so much more efficient than regular speaking
            That's because the people using it have a very limited range of things they talk about.
            Last edited by KvHagedorn; 19 August 2004, 08:36.

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