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  • Tomatoes are evil

    This must be the craziest website ever



    "There are many things in the world that are bad; war, terrorism, famine, plague, but nothing compares in this world or the other to the likes of tomatoes. Now I know that some people will always try to see the good in everything but there is a line and it is not to be crossed. It is path that you should not and would not want to go down, it is very close to the edge and there is no hand rail. Please people realise them for what they are and from where they are born. Tomatoes ARE evil and are born of Satan. I lie to you not. As a man that works with all things edible and of quality I can reassure you, good people, that a tomato although common can never be described as quality. Is death quality? Satan takes many guises and these are things that should be made public and explained to your children and our children's children. Do not entertain tomatoes. Keep the door well and truly shut. I will not bore you with my experiences but I learnt the hard way but I learnt quickly. Do not sell your soul. Tomatoes are evil. "
    Brian (the devil incarnate)

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    • #3
      This is disgusting Tomatoism I'm horrified.
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      • #4
        Anti-Tomatoism, perhaps?

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        • #5
          Tomatoes have rights too.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Kooldino
            Tomatoes have rights too.
            Yeah, like the right to be in MY spaghetti sauce!
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Kooldino
              Tomatoes have rights too.
              and in my salad
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              • #8
                Tomatoes are cheap and colourful, without them salads would be green.
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                • #9
                  That site made me laugh, what an idiot!!!!

                  If Tomatos caused that much harm to humans, we'd all be dead by the time we ate our third tomato!!!

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                  • #10
                    I loves tomatoes
                    got a good crop coming this year (we plant a 1/2 dozen or so plants) - and nothing beats a fresh tomatoe from the garden.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by gt40
                      - and nothing beats a fresh tomatoe from the garden.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Wombat
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                        you must forgive me, I do not see the connection.

                        also, I must have subconsciously put the 'e' on the end of the word (must have been preoccupied with cameltoes )
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                        • #13
                          what a coincidence, because I always forget the e in cameltoE because I'm so preoccupied by tomatos. mm tomatos. I think I'm gonna send that guy some hatemail.
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                          • #14
                            wait, does it have the e or no? you guys are like half and half, as are most people

                            is it like one of those american/british things where it is spelled differently? like color/colour and such
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                            • #15
                              According to dictionary.com :
                              to·ma·to ( P ) Pronunciation Key (t-mt, -mä-)
                              n. pl. to·ma·toes

                              A widely cultivated South American plant (Lycopersicon esculentum) having edible, fleshy, usually red fruit.
                              The fruit of this plant.
                              Slang. A woman regarded as attractive
                              No entry found for tomatoe.
                              Hope that answers your question.
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