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"There are many things in the world that are bad; war, terrorism, famine, plague, but nothing compares in this world or the other to the likes of tomatoes. Now I know that some people will always try to see the good in everything but there is a line and it is not to be crossed. It is path that you should not and would not want to go down, it is very close to the edge and there is no hand rail. Please people realise them for what they are and from where they are born. Tomatoes ARE evil and are born of Satan. I lie to you not. As a man that works with all things edible and of quality I can reassure you, good people, that a tomato although common can never be described as quality. Is death quality? Satan takes many guises and these are things that should be made public and explained to your children and our children's children. Do not entertain tomatoes. Keep the door well and truly shut. I will not bore you with my experiences but I learnt the hard way but I learnt quickly. Do not sell your soul. Tomatoes are evil. "
"There are many things in the world that are bad; war, terrorism, famine, plague, but nothing compares in this world or the other to the likes of tomatoes. Now I know that some people will always try to see the good in everything but there is a line and it is not to be crossed. It is path that you should not and would not want to go down, it is very close to the edge and there is no hand rail. Please people realise them for what they are and from where they are born. Tomatoes ARE evil and are born of Satan. I lie to you not. As a man that works with all things edible and of quality I can reassure you, good people, that a tomato although common can never be described as quality. Is death quality? Satan takes many guises and these are things that should be made public and explained to your children and our children's children. Do not entertain tomatoes. Keep the door well and truly shut. I will not bore you with my experiences but I learnt the hard way but I learnt quickly. Do not sell your soul. Tomatoes are evil. "
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