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    God acts over speed humps

    Yesterday God sent a stern warning to Sheffield council over it's road policy.

    In a fit of rage he sent down one inch of rain helped by blocked drains washed away crumbling road surfaces and the curse of Satan speed humps.

    Asked by a report God chuckled and said. "Didn't really need to do much did I. One whimpy storm and a little rain and look what I done. If those bums in the council don't get it right, just wait till summer. I'll send some proper storms in and finnish the job off"

    The council spokeman wasn't available for comments since he was stuck in a flood.
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    "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss

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    • #3
      Greebe's just grinning 'cause a "speed Hump" is what he gets from his wife on his birthday.

      Over here, they're called "speed Bumps"

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      • #4
        at least I'm getting some
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Greebe
          at least I'm getting some
          Ouch!
          FT.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Greebe
            at least I'm getting some
            Who gets the rest? *ba da bing*
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            • #7
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Greebe
                at least I'm getting some
                There you go, bragging about your pet sheep again
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Kruzin
                  There you go, bragging about your pet sheep again
                  If you close your eyes and don't mind the bleeting - it's all good.
                  Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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                  • #10
                    If they bleet, that means you're in the wrong hole...

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                    • #11
                      better than your porky little pocket pig
                      "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss

                      "Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark Twain

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Brian R.
                        If they bleet, that means you're in the wrong hole...
                        Is there such a thing???
                        Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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                        • #13
                          better hope he doesn't tell you about his glasseyed sheep out in the backyard
                          "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss

                          "Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark Twain

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                          • #14
                            And do it on a cliff edge - they push back harder

                            Bradenton - where men are men and sheep are scared
                            FT.

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                            • #15
                              LOL need to learn your geography a bit better FT... here they don't have sheep, but them danmed locals give merrmaids (manatee's) a run for their money
                              "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss

                              "Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark Twain

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