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  • Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?

    Imagine you're a giant warlike beast with machine guns for arms, fashioned from metal and looking for destruction. It's an attractive image, isn't it? Find your death robot alter ego here. (photo)


    You are Optimus Prime!

    Vast, red and ready to turn into a lorry at the slightest provocation, you are a robot to be reckoned with. Although sickeningly noble, you just can't resist a good interplanetary war, especially when Orson Welles is involved. You have friends who can shoot tapes from their chests. Tapes that turn into panthers. And other friends who are dinosaurs. Dinosaurs who jump out of planes. Will you have my children?

    <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/"><img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/optimusprime.jpg" title="Optimus Prime!" alt="Optimus Prime!" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/">Which Colossal Death Robot Are <i>You</i>?</a><br /><small><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/">Brought to you by Rum and Monkey</a></small>
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    Born in 1963, You are possibly the original colossal death robot, being one of the patriarchs of the current crop, and definitely an advocate of old-skool enemy-bashing. Why use a clumsy particle weapon when you can create supernovas just by flexing your arms? Your one minor weakness is that you are entirely dominated by some kid with a remote contol - still, don't let it get you down. You can sink a nuclear submarine with jazz music.

    <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/"><img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/gigantor.jpg" title="Gigantor!" alt="Gigantor!" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/">Which Colossal Death Robot Are <i>You</i>?</a><br /><small><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/">Brought to you by Rum and Monkey</a></small>
    (who is this ?)

    Jörg
    pixar
    Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow. (James Dean)

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    • #3
      <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/"><img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/optimusprime.jpg" title="Optimus Prime!" alt="Optimus Prime!" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/">Which Colossal Death Robot Are <i>You</i>?</a><br /><small><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/">Brought to you by Rum and Monkey</a></small>
      "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

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      • #4
        I am Optimus Prime.
        Blah blah blah nick blah blah confusion, blah blah blah blah frog.

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        • #5
          <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/"><img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/abcwarrior.jpg" title="ABC Warrior!" alt="ABC Warrior!" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/">Which Colossal Death Robot Are <i>You</i>?</a><br /><small><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/">Brought to you by Rum and Monkey</a></small>
          www.lizziemorrison.com

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          • #6
            <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/"><img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/robocop.jpg" title="Robocop!" alt="Robocop!" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/">Which Colossal Death Robot Are <i>You</i>?</a><br /><small><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/">Brought to you by Rum and Monkey</a></small>

            woohoo !!

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            • #7
              <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/"><img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/abcwarrior.jpg" title="ABC Warrior!" alt="ABC Warrior!" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/">Which Colossal Death Robot Are <i>You</i>?</a><br /><small><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/">Brought to you by Rum and Monkey</a></small>

              Just what the heck is an ABC Warrior?

              Kevin

              edit Never mind. Googled it. Never saw Judge Dredd.

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              • #8
                <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/"><img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/bender.jpg" title="Bender!" alt="Bender!" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/">Which Colossal Death Robot Are <i>You</i>?</a><br /><small><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/">Brought to you by Rum and Monkey</a></small>
                According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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                • #9
                  <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/"><img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/calibretto.jpg" title="Calibretto!" alt="Calibretto!" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/">Which Colossal Death Robot Are <i>You</i>?</a><br /><small><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/">Brought to you by Rum and Monkey</a></small>
                  The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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                  • #10
                    <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/"><img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/robocop.jpg" title="Robocop!" alt="Robocop!" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/">Which Colossal Death Robot Are <i>You</i>?</a><br /><small><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/">Brought to you by Rum and Monkey</a></small>
                    Why is it called tourist season, if we can't shoot at them?

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                    • #11
                      <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/"><img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/optimusprime.jpg" title="Optimus Prime!" alt="Optimus Prime!" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/">Which Colossal Death Robot Are <i>You</i>?</a><br /><small><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/">Brought to you by Rum and Monkey</a></small>
                      We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


                      i7-920, 6GB DDR3-1600, HD4870X2, Dell 27" LCD

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                      • #12
                        Check it out, you're an ABC Warrior!
                        Better to let one think you are a fool, than speak and prove it


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                        • #13
                          <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/"><img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/gigantor.jpg" title="Gigantor!" alt="Gigantor!" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/">Which Colossal Death Robot Are <i>You</i>?</a><br /><small><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/">Brought to you by Rum and Monkey</a></small>

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                          • #14
                            Hey ho, you're Calibretto!

                            Kick. Arse.

                            Five metric tonnes of hulking, steam powered robo-meat, you are the pin-up boy for death robot technology. Although you are in fact a war golem, you know how to use a minigun, and you can benchpress small settlements. Relatively new to the colossal death robot scene, you were first pencilled by comic legend Joe Maduriera in 1998. Sensitive, stylish, and yet still massive, if you were female and not made of iron I would probably propose to you.

                            You can tell the world I love you with the following image of truth:

                            <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/"><img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/calibretto.jpg" title="Calibretto!" alt="Calibretto!" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/">Which Colossal Death Robot Are <i>You</i>?</a><br /><small><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/">Brought to you by Rum and Monkey</a></small>

                            AZ
                            There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                            • #15
                              <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/"><img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/megazord.jpg" title="Megazord!" alt="Megazord!" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/">Which Colossal Death Robot Are <i>You</i>?</a><br /><small><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/">Brought to you by Rum and Monkey</a></small>

                              chuck
                              Chuck
                              秋音的爸爸

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