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  • Plan well constructed indeed!

    A farmer walks down to the
    Farm and Ranch Store to buy a
    bucket. When he gets there,
    they have some chickens and
    geese for sale, cheap.

    Well, the fellow picks a
    goose and two chickens, and
    gets a bag of feed. He thinks
    for a minute and says, "Hey,
    how am I gonna carry all this
    home?"

    The store manager says,
    "Well, put the feed in the
    bottom of the bucket, the
    goose on top, and carry a
    chicken under each arm."

    The farmer gives it a try,
    and he starts home. A couple
    of blocks down the street, he
    runs into old Widow Smith,
    who's a little disoriented.

    She says, "I don't remember
    which way my house is."

    The farmer says, "Come on
    Miz Smith; you don't live far.
    Let's take this shortcut
    through the alley, and we'll
    have you home in no time."

    Miz Smith exclaims, "Well,
    how do I know you won't molest
    me once we're in this back alley?"

    The farmer says, "My God,
    woman, I got my hands full,
    how would I do that?!"

    "Easy," she says, "Put the
    bucket over the goose, put the
    feed on top of the bucket, and
    I'll hold the two chickens."
    Lawrence

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    Hehehehe...


    ~~DukeP~~

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