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BIG spider!
....the Chicken Spider has grown to giant proportions. The largest specimen observed during the making of the programme had a body length of 95mm and a leg-span of 250mm - the size of a dinner plate......
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BIG spider!If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..." -
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nothing a big can of bugspary or a baseball bat wouldn't fix
Juu nin to iro
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.Comment
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how about one of those anvils that keeps on landing on Wiley coyote's head.Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!Comment
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personally i would go with a car or a truck."And yet, after spending 20+ years trying to evolve the user interface into something better, what's the most powerful improvement Apple was able to make? They finally put a god damned shell back in." -jwz
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too big to have any fun with....
Sasq said
the further away the better when ya whack itnothing a big can of bugspary or a baseball bat wouldn't fix
Where's Byock to prove that it can wrestle a chicken?
Better to let one think you are a fool, than speak and prove it
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I was thinking more along the lines of a big can of WD40 and a lighter.. good idea from the WD40 thread.
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Seeing that i'm absolutely terrified of spiders, my answer would be a great movie quote:
"I say we take off and nuke the thing from orbit, it's the only way to be sure"
<small>apologies to movies fanatics if it's not word for word...</small>ASUS P8Z68-V Pro Motherboard, Intel Core i7 2600K CPU @ 4.3GHz, G.SKILL Ripjaws X Series 32GB DDR3 Ram, Pioneer DVR-219L DVDRW, OCZ Vertex 3 120GB SSD, Western Digital Black 1TB SATA HDD, Sapphire Radeon R9 280X 3GB, Everything being driven by Windows 10 Professional (64Bit)...
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Personally, I'd save it from all you crazy bastards who want to kill it. Big spiders are cool.
Titanium is the new bling!
(you heard from me first!)Comment
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Not this one. It's venom is 18 times more deadly than America's Black Widow and it has actually learned to cooperate in prey capture.Originally posted by ZokesPro
Personally, I'd save it from all you crazy bastards who want to kill it. Big spiders are cool.
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18??? Whoa, that's one kick ass spider!Originally posted by SitFlyer
Not this one. It's venom is 18 times more deadly than America's Black Widow.
Titanium is the new bling!
(you heard from me first!)Comment
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Wrong one, that big black tarantula isn't the one with the nasty venom, it was the Brazilian Wandering Spider:
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Yep, your right. I misread the articleComment
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Not that I'd want that tarantula to bite me either... OUCH!!!
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