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    A squad of Marines drove up the highway between Basra and Baghdad. They
    came upon an Iraqi soldier badly injured and unconscious. Nearby on the
    opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar state, but he
    was alert. As first aid was given to both men, they asked the injured
    Marine what happened. The Marine responded, "I was heavily armed and moving
    north along the highway. Coming south was a heavily armed Iraqi soldier".
    "What happened then?" the corpsman asked. "I told him Saddam Hussein was a
    miserable piece of camel shit and then the Iraqi told me that Ted Kennedy
    and Bill Clinton were miserable pieces of donkey shit and Hillary was Janet
    Reno's lesbian whore!" "What happened then?" the corpsman asked. "We were
    shaking hands when a truck hit us."
    Why is it called tourist season, if we can't shoot at them?

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    RPTFLMAO
    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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    • #3
      ROFL
      "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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      • #4
        hehe...
        Let us return to the moon, to stay!!!

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        • #5
          Lol.

          Battlefield sentiments..


          ~~DukeP~~

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