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    Family members gathered in a hospital waiting room, anxiously awaiting news of their gravely ill loved one.

    Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

    "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left at this time is a brain transplant.
    It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

    The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "How much does a brain cost?"

    The doctor quickly responded, "£10,000 for a male brain, and £500 for a female brain."

    The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

    A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

    The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

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    ROFL......
    "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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        "How do you write women so well?"

        "It's easy - I just think of a man, and take away reason and accountability."

        - Gurm
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        If only life were as easy as you
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        If only life were as easy as you
        I would still get screwed

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