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LvR
11th February 2004, 04:33
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet, rural pub. She
gestures
alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately.
When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face
closer to hers. When he does she begins to gently caress his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both
hands.
"Actually, no," the man replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to
speak to
him" she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can
do?"
"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues,
running
her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of
her
fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.
"Tell him," she whispers "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper
towels in the women's bathroom...." :p

Tempest
11th February 2004, 05:08
<small>I'll say it so others don't have to:</small>

Ick. <img src="http://forums.murc.ws/images/smilies/speechless.gif" width="100" height="100">

GuchiGuh
11th February 2004, 05:11
damn straight tempest!

LvR
11th February 2004, 05:57
Originally posted by Tempest
<small>I'll say it so others don't have to:</small>

Ick. <img src="http://forums.murc.ws/images/smilies/speechless.gif" width="100" height="100"> I just love women with spunk that can hold their own, and this is so funny its just not true.............................:confused:

If you dont wan tdirty fingers in your mouth you know what to do in future if you are a lazy manager of any establishment. :p

TransformX
12th February 2004, 01:06
LvR,

They weren't disgusted by the fingers in mouth.
They were ofended by the idea of an assertive woman.. ;)

KvHagedorn
12th February 2004, 04:03
Depends if she asserts her nasty shit covered fingers in your mouth or not. ;)

DukeP
12th February 2004, 05:11
Lol.
Good one..
;)

~~DukeP~~

LvR
12th February 2004, 08:36
Originally posted by KvHagedorn
Depends if she asserts her nasty shit covered fingers in your mouth or not. ;) The average male often expects appendages equally gross to be stuck in mouths - so whats the problem? :p

If you are so pathetic that you can see this sort of thing happening to you ..................... well I guess you deserve a shit covered finger in the molar then - dont you! :D