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    A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

    Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.

    He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

    "Oh my, I am so sorry." the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

    "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says.

    They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

    After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

    The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!

    "You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
    "No, " she replies. . . . . . . . . "

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    . . . . . "You just happened to catch my eye."
    Brian (the devil incarnate)

  • #2
    Ha, I married such a girl (minus the glass eye).
    "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

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      • #4
        Does it matter that I have a Glass Eye*? (Really!)

        *Technically it's an Ocular Shell
        Last edited by MultimediaMan; 9 February 2004, 02:37.
        Hey, Donny! We got us a German who wants to die for his country... Oblige him. - Lt. Aldo Raine

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        • #5
          Just don't throw it a me.
          chuck
          Chuck
          秋音的爸爸

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          • #6
            - I know a guy who can bite in his own eye
            - yeah yeah, he just takes out his glass eye...
            - nope!
            - nope ???
            - he takes out his dentures...
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            pixar
            Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow. (James Dean)

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            • #7
              WARNING: Not PC if you're ofended skip







              I heard a joke about a local wh*rehouse attraction that sang as she did the ****job. (So one guy turned the lights on and saw glass eye near bedside)

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