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Fat Tone
6th January 2004, 02:08
Please no-one take offence. I post this just as I received it. Some may see some truth/humour in it. :D If you take offence at the humorous use of stereotypes then please read no further.








DATING RITUALS

WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMEN:
First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already
realized nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his
girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?

TransformX
6th January 2004, 02:22
Well, I just married a Jewish girl so I'd better not comment ;)

KvHagedorn
6th January 2004, 02:36
This is all true.. I live next door to the Mexican one.. there are so damn many people in that house, they all live in the yard!

I'm moving to Ireland. :D

GNEP
6th January 2004, 02:40
I can confirm the Irish one :D

Dr Mordrid
6th January 2004, 10:11
The one about white women is way wrong...at least here in the northern US. More often than not 2 dates is home-run territory and the missionary position gives way to her on top as #1 on the female hit parade.

As for hotties I've seen examples in every ethinic group, and I dated girls in most every group as a young man, but by far the hottest of the hot is the German girl who is the mother of my 4 kids.

:D :D

Dr. Mordrid

agallag
6th January 2004, 11:37
CHINESE WOMEN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already
realized nothing is going to happen.

I can say with some authority that this one is NOT true. :D:D

Brian R.
6th January 2004, 12:52
I'm with agallag

Dilitante1
6th January 2004, 17:02
/me thinks........where is a good place to look for Irish girls around here? (scratches head) :D

Elie
6th January 2004, 22:12
The one with the black girl is so true, it happened to a friend of mine.

Brian R.
6th January 2004, 22:21
Let's not believe that any of these are strictly true. Please don't insult each other's intelligence. :)

Fat Tone
7th January 2004, 01:24
Originally posted by Brian R.
Let's not believe that any of these are strictly true. Please don't insult each other's intelligence. :)

Brian - see line1, post1. :)

bibble
7th January 2004, 08:44
I think my wife is in the wrong category :)

Brian R.
7th January 2004, 09:20
I know, I was just keeping a reality check in place...

Chrono_Wanderer
9th January 2004, 23:17
Originally posted by agallag
I can say with some authority that this one is NOT true. :D:D

speaking from past experience eh? :D

NuGGeTTi
10th January 2004, 01:36
We schould add FINNISH WOMEN!!

first date: U get nothing...
Second Date: She gets ass drunk and puke on ur shoe
Third Date: U wont go on the third date