The speeding ticket....

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The speeding ticket....

6 December 2003, 02:36

Professor Heisenberg, running late for a meeting with Einstein, gets pulled over for doing 90 in a 45 zone.

"Do you know how fast you were going?" the police officer asks, incredulously.

"No," replied Prof. Heisenberg, "but I know exactly where I am!"

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6 December 2003, 02:43

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