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Dangers of masturbation
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my goodness, it atrophies the musculature!
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LMAO!Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.Comment
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Does this mean that Arnold is ambidextrious ?
We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!
i7-920, 6GB DDR3-1600, HD4870X2, Dell 27" LCDComment
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Hahaha!
J1NGComment
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ROFL!!!
If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."Comment
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ROFL!
Why SysAdmins like Unix?
unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep.Comment
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HAHAHA!!!
Titanium is the new bling!
(you heard from me first!)Comment
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BwwhahaOriginally posted by tjalfe
Does this mean that Arnold is ambidextrious ?
ya, I guess you should switch hand from time to time
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I am pretty much in balance too - I can switch hands without even missing a stroke!.
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Don't understand it, the guy doesn't look as if he's blind: can't see his hands to see whether there is hair growing in his palms
When I was about fourteen, my mother caught me in the middle of a good wank. Her reaction: "Brian, you have problems, you should take yourself in hand."
I replied, as quick as a flash, "Mum, that's exactly what I was doing!"Brian (the devil incarnate)
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Anyone else remember that TV sketch where a teenager is lying on his bed, headphones on, eyes closed, bashing away at the old bishop... and when he finishes off, he reaches over for the box of kleenex and finds a nice fresh cup of tea that's just been left there by his mum...
Think Harry Enfield did the one I'm thinking of...DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.netComment
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