Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women

[Belwarrior]

http://demoqa.tmpclassmaker.com/12321089.html

on a similar path of the reducing blondes syndrome

i wouldnt mind if the report turns out to be not a hoax though..

[ZokesPro]

ZokesPro is now offering his "services" for free to the next 10 000 ladies to help fight breast cancer. Hey I gotta do my part!

[Brian R.]

On the other hand (no pun intended) frequent fellatio or masturbation is said to reduce the rate of prostate cancer.

[Helevitia]

it is a hoax, actually, I think it was posted last week on these very forums. I remember that the site was down for a while with a message saying that CNN was sicking their lawyers on him for using the name CNN.

[ZokesPro]

Originally posted by Brian R.
On the other hand (no pun intended) frequent fellatio or masturbation is said to reduce the rate of prostate cancer.

N'ah, that's just another excuse to get more people to wank it!

[KvHagedorn]

Whoever needed an excuse?

[ZokesPro]

True, but that one comment will actually PROMOTE masturbation! We can't have every guy in the world go blind now can we?

[Belwarrior]

by KvH
Whoever needed an excuse?

hehe

I rather like the doctors names though..
Dr Inserta Shafteer,
Dr Len Lictepeen,
and Dr B. J. Sooner

very creative LOL!

[Helevitia]

Originally posted by ZokesPro
True, but that one comment will actually PROMOTE masturbation! We can't have every guy in the world go blind now can we?

This is a bold faced lie! We all know masturbation is self promoting

[KvHagedorn]

Originally posted by ZokesPro
ZokesPro is now offering his "services" for free to the next 10 000 ladies to help fight breast cancer. Hey I gotta do my part!

They're lining up for you now, Zokes!







I dunno about the first one, but the last two look pretty interested!

[VJ]

Reminds me of the monologue by Rowan Atkinson, where he describes a wedding. It all began with the priest:

Priest: I now pronounce you man and wife....well done. You may now kiss the bride.....Nice one. All right, please be seated everybody. I'd just like to say a few words before the communion. You know, a lot of prospective brides ask me these days, "Father, what is the church's attitude towards fellatio?" And I tend to reply by telling them a little story about the first time I was asked that question. It was a couple of years ago, a young attractive bride to be came up to me after the service and asked me just that question. "Father, what is the church's attitude towards fellatio?" And I replied, "Well, you know, Joanne, I'd like to tell you, but unfortunately, I don't know what fellatio is!" And so, she showed me. And ever since, whenever anyone has asked me the question "Father, what is the church's attitude towards fellatio?" I always reply, "Well, you know, I'd like to tell you... but unfortunately, I don't know what fellatio is!"

http://www.rowanatkinson.org/wedding.htm

Jörg

[Fat Tone]

It is true about masterbation. Apparently those who ejaculate at least 5 times a week are at 30% less risk of developing prostate cancer. The theory is that toxins buld up and need to be expelled.

5 times a week? Sheesh, I couldn't stand after 3!

[az]

5 times... bah! Losers!

AZ

[ZokesPro]

@KvH: Gotta take the good with the bad, but in those cases, I'm "out to lunch" hehe.