Women and Men

[MultimediaMan]

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Support her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Listen to her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Romance her,
Encourage her,
Believe in her,
Pray with her,
Pray for her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the
Earth and back again for her --


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked --
Bring food --
Don't block the TV

Men --isn't it nice to be simple!!

[Admiral]

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked --
Bring food --
Don't block the TV

You forgot the beer

[MultimediaMan]

OK...

HOW TO REALLY IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked --
Bring Beer --
Bring food --
Don't block the TV

[Paddy]

OK...

HOW TO REALLY, REALLY IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked --
Bring a friend --
Bring Beer --
Bring food --
Don't block the TV

[gt40]

stress that the friend is a GIRLfriend

[Brian R.]

Also, "Have lots of money"

[Chrono_Wanderer]

Originally posted by Brian R.
Also, "Have lots of money"

I think that's more for women

[DukeP]

Think again.


~~DukeP~~

[agallag]

Originally posted by Admiral
You forgot the beer

Whaddaya mean? Beer is food!

[Admiral]

my bad

[KvHagedorn]

Re: Women and Men

Originally posted by MultimediaMan
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Support her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Listen to her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Romance her,
Encourage her,
Believe in her,
Pray with her,
Pray for her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the
Earth and back again for her --


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked --
Bring food --
Don't block the TV

Men --isn't it nice to be simple!!

Speak for yourself, simple one..

My list:

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Don't smoke,
Don't do drugs,
Don't have tattoos,
Don't wear makeup, but still look wonderful,
Take care of yourself,
Be kindhearted and show it,
Be a friend, a lover, and not a manipulator,
Be down to earth,
Love me unconditionally,
Have my kids,
And don't sweat the "HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN" list too much, especially the shopping, jewelry, flowers, and love letters parts..

The naked part would be good, too btw..

[mutz]

Well... IMO, the trouble starts when people try to impress each other. And to befriend and to love requires no How Too, it just happens...

[MultimediaMan]

KvHagedorn: Spoilsport...we were just getting to the Swedish Bikini Team...

Simple is good; but you're right, of course.

[mutz]

Sorry to spoil the party too MM, but I meet too many casualties of Seduction Methods for Mutual Exploitation, full of mistrust and depression.

Nothing wrong with the joke because it is true, and truth hurts, and we laugh to hide and forget it.

Bring out the Swedish Bikini Team. My ex-wife was Swedish and would probably have been on such a team, which was one of the reasons I married her. No regrets, I learned something.