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    Sean Connery has fallen on hard times. All work has dried up and he's sat at home twiddling his thumbs.

    Suddenly the phone rings and Sean answers it.

    It's his agent and Sean gets very excited.

    The agent says, "Sean, I've got a job for you. Starts tomorrow, but you've got to get there early, for 10ish."

    Sean frowns and replies, "10ish? ..............





















    ....... But I don't own a racket."
    FT.

  • #2
    Groan.....
    DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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    • #3
      -We stop learning when We die, and some
      people just don't know They're dead yet!

      Member of the COC!
      Minister of Confused Knightly Defence (MCKD)

      Food for thought...
      - Remember when naps were a bad thing?
      - Remember 3 is the magic number....

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      • #4
        They were my responses too...I had to share
        FT.

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        • #5
          Well that's how Sean speaks enit
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          • #6
            yesh
            FT.

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            • #7
              urghhh
              If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

              Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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              • #8
                "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

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                • #9
                  I thought that was hilarious.
                  It's not that I'm laughing at his speech impediment (hey, I've got one of my own thank you) but it's just so easy to visualize dear old Sean doing something like that

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                  • #10
                    Whenever Becky & I go out to the Tokyo resturant here I always make it a point to look down at my plate & say:
                    "shoeshee... I musht be dreaming!"

                    She always laughs.
                    It's a family tradition.
                    chuck
                    Chuck
                    秋音的爸爸

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