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    A hip young man goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new
    Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs
    him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. An old
    man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him.

    The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car
    ya' got there sonny?"

    The young man replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"

    "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"

    "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the young dude
    proudly.

    The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"

    "No problem," replies the owner.

    So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting
    back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all
    right...but I'll stick with my Moped!"

    Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man just
    what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the speedometer
    reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems
    to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly
    WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH! Something whips by him going much faster! "What on earth
    could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the young man asks himself.

    He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up
    ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped! Amazed that the
    Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at
    275 mph. WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH! He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his
    mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN! Astounded by the speed of
    this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up
    to 320 mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him
    again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!

    Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear
    end. The young man stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still
    alive. He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh My God! Is there
    anything I can do for you?"

    The old man
    whispers..."Unhook...my...suspenders...from...your ...side-view.......mirror"
    --Insert something here--

  • #2
    ROFLMAO!
    The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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    • #3
      HAHAHA!!!
      Titanium is the new bling!
      (you heard from me first!)

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      • #4
        LOL classic joke

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        • #5
          still funny

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          • #6
            Lol!.

            ~~DukeP~~

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            • #7
              A hip young man goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new
              Mercedes maybach . It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs
              him $4,000,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. An old
              man on a volkwagen beetle, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him.

              The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car
              ya' got there sonny?"

              The young man replies, "A Mercedes maybach. It cost four million dollars!"

              "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"

              "Because this car got everything you could dream of!" states the young dude
              proudly.

              The beetle driver asks, "Got them electric windows ?"

              "Sure !" says the young man.

              "What about satellite T.V ?" asks the old timer as a dish pops up from the old beaten beetle's roof.

              "Are you kidding me old man ?" says the young driver. "I've got it all ! Multichannel with *all* channels, lightning fast internet, you name it !"

              "Hmmmm.... Got a king size bed in there ?" asks the old driver.

              "What !? Are you trying to tell me you've got a king size bed inside this tiny old wreck ???"

              "Sure as hell I do, not only that, but I also have a full bar to accompany. Come have a look."
              As soon as the young driver sees the wonder in his own eyes, the old driver hit's the pedal and vanishes.

              Now the young driver get's mad as hell.
              He rushes to his Mercedes dealer demanding that a king size bed with a full bar and a home cinema system be installed at once inside his car.
              4 days and 400,000 dollars later, the young driver is the proud owner of a one of it's kind Mercedes maybach with a king size bed, full bar and a professional home theater system.

              "Now I've got to find this old geeser and show him that my car is better than his old wreck !" thinks the young driver.
              A few days later, he spots the beaten volkswagen parking in a trailer park.

              He parks next to it and starts pounding on the windows for the old driver to come out. a few seconds later a window opens and the old driver is there, quite angry asking the young driver what he wants.

              "Check this out ! Not only I have a king size bed and a full bar, I also have a professional HT system too !" sayd the young man with a winning smile.

              "And that's a reason for making me leave my jacuzzi ???" answers the old driver....
              "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

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              • #8
                I think I like that second version better.
                --Insert something here--

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                • #9
                  ROTFLMAO
                  A classic (the original one)
                  Last edited by Technoid; 30 September 2003, 14:41.
                  If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                  Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                  • #10
                    Both of them are good!

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                    • #11
                      Hahahahahaha.
                      Bart

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                      • #12
                        what's a 'jacuzzi'?

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                        • #13
                          Farting in the bathtub

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Brian R.
                            Farting in the bathtub

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Brian R.
                              Farting in the bathtub
                              ROFL
                              If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                              Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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