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    They say that Christopher Columbus was the first Democrat. When he left to discover America, he didn't know where he was going. When he got there he didn't know where he was. And it was all done on a government grant.

    Why is it called tourist season, if we can't shoot at them?

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    ROFL
    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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    • #3
      Whereas the first Republican would be King John of Portugal. Old money, old power, and ended up missing the boat.

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        you need a third option bad

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        • #5
          And the first Independent was Adam. He stood proud and erect on his own, before Eve was created.
          Brian (the devil incarnate)

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Brian Ellis
            And the first Independent was Adam. He stood proud and erect on his own, before Eve was created.
            Kind of like Onan, who spilled his seed upon the ground in vain: the very first nVidia user.

            Paul

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