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  • Have you grown up yet?..........

    1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of
    them.
    2. Having sex in a single bed is out of the question.
    3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
    4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
    5. You hear your favourite song on an escalator.
    6. You watch the Weather Channel.
    7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and
    break up.
    8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
    9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
    10. You're the one calling the police because those damn
    kids next door
    won't turn down the stereo.
    11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes
    around you.
    12. You don't know what time Steers closes anymore.
    13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go
    up.
    14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds
    leftovers.
    15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
    16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
    17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the
    beginning of one.
    18. Eating a basket of buffalo wings at 3 AM would severely
    upset, rather
    than settle, your stomach.
    19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not
    condoms and
    pregnancy tests.
    20. A £3.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good
    stuff."
    21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
    22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm
    never going to drink that much again."
    23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for
    real work.
    24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going
    to a bar.
    25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one
    sign that doesn't apply to you
    Lawrence

  • #2
    uh oh.. I am at least half old now
    We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


    i7-920, 6GB DDR3-1600, HD4870X2, Dell 27" LCD

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    • #3
      sigh...I guess I'm extremely grown up!
      FT.

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      • #4
        1. Don't really have any.
        2. sex is possible in more than one bed at once?
        3. the fridge is quite empty as ever. And if there's anythig in there, it's for sure beer, maybe some pizza.
        4. getting up 7 AM, goin' to bed sometime between 0:00 and 4:00 AM....
        5. Might happen...
        6. Never!
        7. Some of them are just married
        8. True
        9. Hmm, partly true
        10. No. If there's something loud, I CAN be even louder...
        11. ??
        12. Couldn't happen to me, i believe, at least, ... not yet.
        13. true
        14. Don't have a dog.
        15. No.
        16. I'm always taking naps.
        17. ... depends....
        18. Buffalo wings at 3 AM? Better get me a 300g steak.
        19. Both mgiht happen...
        20. A £3 bottle of wine NEVER was acceptable...
        21. Don't do breakfast at all - better to sleep 15 minutes longer...
        22. True.
        23. 'bout 50%-50% atm
        24. Never did.

        25. I guess I'm not THAT old... Puh...
        But we named the *dog* Indiana...
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        • #5
          1. does it apply when I've never water the one and only plant that I have?
          hmmm...wonder what keeps it alife still up there, high...or perhaps it's artificial?

          7. only one friend mary so far...(but from very short time...reverse, or set-back, as I'd say here (directly translating))

          19. Like for Indy, both might happen.

          20. Oh my...£1,38 bottle of wine is considered good (hey, not something very bad. Sophia, which at least doesn't bring the risk of finding scraps of paint from the tub or a stub or high concentration brimstone in the bottle, as local "whines" do)
          Other not applicable. I must be a rebel or something...or just young.
          I think...
          Anyway, planning to stay that way for forseable future.


          zima
          Last edited by Nowhere; 16 September 2003, 16:27.

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