Engrish, do you speak it??

[McRhea]

Well? I found this site that puts together Engrish sayings that are found in Asian counries... pretty funny stuff.
Here's the site: http://www.engrish.com/

And some excerpts:
Human water anyone? http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?im...ate=2003-06-10

Or how about some "Calpis"? http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?im...ate=1996-06-01

No comment... heh. http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?im...ate=2003-04-08


Seems English and most Asian languages don't always translate well, and the results are often hysterical. I just noticed a link from that page to the following: http://babelfish.altavista.com/babelfish/ which will allow you to make your OWN "Engrish" by translating an English phrase into Japanese, and then (using cut and paste) back to Engrish.

Look what it came up with:
Original sentence:
I had a typhoon once, but i let it go in my pants and it made a mess so my parents made me throw it away.

Translated to Korean and then from Korean back to Engrish:
Me one time there will be a typhoon, but the inside my pants and me, it it will enter to make soul it will catch and and it made and to be like that threw and in my by the parents me it it did far.

HAHA! WHAT?

[Sasq]

calpis is actually pronounced carupisu.
mind your first time i saw it i nearly fell over laughing.

[McRhea]

Lol, yeah, I've actually seen "Calpis" in the states in some asian shops. Except it was spelled "Coolpis." I kid you not. Jay Leno had a carton of the stuff on his show, it was pretty funny.

[Sasq]

its actually not bad, a little sweet. sort semi healty drink for kids

[McRhea]

Aye, I've tried it myself. Sure is a weird name though. O.O


Haha... My stify: http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?im...ate=2002-10-15

[az]

AZ

[McRhea]

Hehe, funny stuff. :P Don't they realize what the sign sounds like? :scratch head: