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    At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.

    Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement which has struck terror into the lives of many for generations. He is being charged with carrying weapons of maths instruction.
    Brian (the devil incarnate)

  • #2
    LOL

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    • #3
      HAHA!
      Titanium is the new bling!
      (you heard from me first!)

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      • #4
        If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

        Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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        • #5
          LOL this is so messed up

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          • #6
            ROTFLMAO



            A Smith & Wesson beats Four Aces

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            • #7
              HAHA, Awesome!
              "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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              • #8
                no matrox, no matroxusers.

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                • #9
                  You know, this has reminded me about something...that I wanted to ask somebody who was (or perhaps still is...gotta find out too) in US to bring me can of SPAM (having it on the shelf would be u63R133T here ). But somebody probably would have opened it at the airport...I mean, you can always transport a bomb or something in a can, not to mention that when opened it has sharp edges that can be used as a knife
                  So the idea died unfortunatelly...

                  btw, does it taste any good?

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                  • #10
                    My wife used to work for Hormel, who makes Spam. Spam is actually a very HUGE seller. They have turkey spam, and lite spam, and all sorts of spam.

                    spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam...

                    I don't like spam ... personally.

                    You could always try and talk someone in the US to ship you a can of spam. It would make it through the mail.

                    Jammrock
                    “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                    –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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                    • #11
                      You can get it in the UK too.
                      DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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                      • #12
                        Yuck. Spam is so nasty....
                        "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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                        • #13
                          Spam Spam Spam Spam
                          Chief Lemon Buyer no more Linux sucks but not as much
                          Weather nut and sad git.

                          My Weather Page

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                          • #14
                            I like Spam. I buy the one from Denmark.
                            no matrox, no matroxusers.

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                            • #15
                              thop, you mean you can buy Spam in Germany? With "Spam" on the can, not something Spam-like? woohoo!

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