View Full Version : For the gals: Sex and the City quotes....

Dr Mordrid
2nd August 2003, 01:05

"Balls are to men what purses are to women."

"You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit."

"I like my money right where I can see it...hanging in my closet."

"I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old fashioned girl, I prefer calling and hanging up."

"Yes, I'd like a cheeseburger, please, large fries and a cosmopolitan."

Samantha (the man-eater):

"I'm a trisexual. I'll try anything once!"

"Men cheat for the same reason dogs lick their balls...because they can."

"If it's so hard to get pregnant, how do you account for the number of crying children on planes?"

"Relationships have been on the decline ever since women came out of the cave, looked around and said 'this isn't so bad'."

"I think I have monogamy. I must have caught it from you people."


"I'm a biological underachiever. And it's ironic because that ovary went to Harvard!"

"Help me, I don't have any outfits that go with 'hunk'."

"I'm living with skid-marks guy."

Miranda: "What ever happened to growing old gracefully?"
Carrie: "It got old."

"How did it happen that four such smart women have nothing to talk about but boyfriends? It's like seventh grade with bank accounts"


"I don't think she's a lesbian. I think she just ran out of men." (speaking of Samantha)

"You donít know Samantha like I do. She has so many notches in her bed post itís practically whittled down to a toothpick."

"Hi Mrs Collier. I'm a Jew now. How are you?"

"I've been dating since I was 15. I'm exhausted. Where is he?"

"We're not barren, we're reproductively challenged."


Why is it that these sound awfully familar, even though I don't watch the show? :rolleyes:

Dr. Mordrid

2nd August 2003, 01:15
Never seen the show.
But I've had a HUGE crush on Kim Catrall for a good 20 years. :p

Dr Mordrid
2nd August 2003, 01:20
Apparently she "gives her all" in the show, considering how many nude screenshots I've see of her from it :D

Dr. Mordrid

2nd August 2003, 01:58
Brings back good memories - cant wait for the next series to start here. :p

2nd August 2003, 02:49
I really liked coupling - way more funny than sex and the city :)


2nd August 2003, 12:04
Originally posted by Kruzin
Never seen the show.
But I've had a HUGE crush on Kim Catrall for a good 20 years. :p

She has been brilliant this season. And she has been taking off her clothes a lot lately. And she's 46. Good for her.

Maybe there is something to that exercise and proper diet business.