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  • For the gals: Sex and the City quotes....

    Carrie:

    "Balls are to men what purses are to women."

    "You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit."

    "I like my money right where I can see it...hanging in my closet."

    "I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old fashioned girl, I prefer calling and hanging up."

    "Yes, I'd like a cheeseburger, please, large fries and a cosmopolitan."

    Samantha (the man-eater):

    "I'm a trisexual. I'll try anything once!"

    "Men cheat for the same reason dogs lick their balls...because they can."

    "If it's so hard to get pregnant, how do you account for the number of crying children on planes?"

    "Relationships have been on the decline ever since women came out of the cave, looked around and said 'this isn't so bad'."

    "I think I have monogamy. I must have caught it from you people."

    Miranda:

    "I'm a biological underachiever. And it's ironic because that ovary went to Harvard!"

    "Help me, I don't have any outfits that go with 'hunk'."

    "I'm living with skid-marks guy."

    Miranda: "What ever happened to growing old gracefully?"
    Carrie: "It got old."

    "How did it happen that four such smart women have nothing to talk about but boyfriends? It's like seventh grade with bank accounts"

    Charlotte:

    "I don't think she's a lesbian. I think she just ran out of men." (speaking of Samantha)

    "You don’t know Samantha like I do. She has so many notches in her bed post it’s practically whittled down to a toothpick."

    "Hi Mrs Collier. I'm a Jew now. How are you?"

    "I've been dating since I was 15. I'm exhausted. Where is he?"

    "We're not barren, we're reproductively challenged."

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    Why is it that these sound awfully familar, even though I don't watch the show?

    Dr. Mordrid
    Last edited by Dr Mordrid; 2 August 2003, 01:10.
    Dr. Mordrid
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    An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

    I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

  • #2
    Never seen the show.
    But I've had a HUGE crush on Kim Catrall for a good 20 years.
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    • #3
      Apparently she "gives her all" in the show, considering how many nude screenshots I've see of her from it

      Dr. Mordrid
      Dr. Mordrid
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      An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

      I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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      • #4
        Brings back good memories - cant wait for the next series to start here.
        Lawrence

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        • #5
          I really liked coupling - way more funny than sex and the city

          AZ
          There's an Opera in my macbook.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Kruzin
            Never seen the show.
            But I've had a HUGE crush on Kim Catrall for a good 20 years.
            She has been brilliant this season. And she has been taking off her clothes a lot lately. And she's 46. Good for her.

            Maybe there is something to that exercise and proper diet business.

            Paul

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