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    Billy was on his way home after school one day when suddenly he felt a rising in his..........
    A Smith & Wesson beats Four Aces


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    stomach. I knew I shouldn't have eaten grandma's...
    --Insert something here--

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    • #3
      Baked Tuna Suprise. The suprise is....
      "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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      • #4
        there's no tuna in it. Instead it's filled with....
        The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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        • #5
          heavy liquor. billy forgot to mention, he was a bit dizzy too. suddenly he walked by a..

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            pink llama, which....

            (Sorry, had to)
            But we named the *dog* Indiana...
            My System
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            German ATI-forum

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            • #7
              ...asked him where Timmy was...
              DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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              • #8
                nowdays. the answer was:..

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                • #9
                  That he had indeed not seen Timmy since the incident..
                  We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


                  i7-920, 6GB DDR3-1600, HD4870X2, Dell 27" LCD

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                  • #10
                    with the altered matrox.....
                    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                    • #11
                      in the underwater computer.

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                      • #12
                        Billy was in pain, he was suffering from aerophagia and he farted just when ...
                        <font face="verdana, arial, helvetica" size="1" >epox 8RDA+ running an Athlon XP 1600+ @ 1.7Ghz with 2x256mb Crucial PC2700, an Adaptec 1200A IDE-Raid with 2x WD 7200rpm 40Gb striped + a 120Gb and a 20Gb Seagate, 2x 17" LG Flatron 775FT, a Cordless Logitech Trackman wheel and a <b>banding enhanced</b> Matrox Parhelia 128 retail shining thru a Koolance PC601-Blue case window<br>and for God's sake pay my <a href="http://www.drslump.biz">site</a> a visit!</font>

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                        • #13
                          his pop tarts popped. On his way to the toaster he tripped over...
                          #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

                          "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
                          people do all day!"

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                          • #14
                            a chicken that was crossing the pavement
                            Life is a bed of roses. Everyone else sees the roses, you are the one being gored by the thorns.

                            AMD PhenomII555@B55(Quadcore-3.2GHz) Gigabyte GA-890FXA-UD5 Kingston 1x2GB Generic 8400GS512MB WD1.5TB LGMulti-Drive Dell2407WFP
                            ***Matrox G400DH 32MB still chugging along happily in my other pc***

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                            • #15
                              He shouted, "How did this bloody pavement get in the middle of my kitchen?" The chicken looked at him and said...
                              #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

                              "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
                              people do all day!"

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