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Helevitia
12th June 2003, 14:50
These are, reportedly, actual error messages reportedly seen on the
computer screens in Japan, where some are written in Haiku. Aren't these better than, "Your computer has performed an illegal operation"?


The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.

Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.

Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.

Windows 98 or NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears
your screams.

Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.

Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.

Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.

A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.

Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred?

You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here.

Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will.

Having been erased, The document you're seeking must now be retyped.

Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared.

Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

Gurm
12th June 2003, 14:54
Funny, but not really from a Japanese OS. :)

- Gurm

Helevitia
12th June 2003, 14:58
I know, but thought it was owrth posting :) I like your newest avatar btw, keep that one :)

Dave

The Rock
12th June 2003, 15:55
Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.

Hahahahahahahahaha. Very funny, except when that happens to me.

Byock
12th June 2003, 15:57
Originally posted by Helevitia
Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.


Muwahahaha! This one goes on my wall! :D