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    Did Jesus use a modem? (Author unknown)

    Did Jesus use a modem,
    At the Sermon on the Mount?
    Did He ever try a broadcast fax,
    To send His message out?
    Did the disciples carry beepers,
    As they went about their route?
    Did Jesus use a modem,
    At the Sermon on the Mount?

    Did Paul use a laptop,
    With lots of RAM and ROM?
    Were his letters posted on a BBS,
    At Paul.Rome.Com?
    Did the man from Macedonia,
    Send an E-Mail saying "Come?"
    Did Paul use a Laptop,
    With lots of RAM and ROM?

    Did Moses use a joystick,
    At the parting of the Sea?
    And a Satellite Guidance Tracking System,
    To show him where to be?
    Did he write the law on tablets,
    Or are they really on CD?
    Did Moses use a joystick,
    At the parting of the Sea?

    Did Jesus really die for us,
    One day upon a tree?
    Or was it just a Hologram,
    Or Technical Wizardry?
    Can you download the Live Action Video Clip,
    To play on your PC?
    Did Jesus really die for us,
    One day upon a tree?

    Have the wonders of this modern age,
    Made you question what is true?
    How a single man, in a simple time,
    Could offer life anew?
    How a sinless life, a cruel death,
    Then a glorious life again,
    Could offer more to a desperate world,
    Than all the inventions of man?

    If in your life, the voice of God,
    Is sometimes hard to hear.
    With other voices calling,
    His doesn't touch your ear.
    Then set aside your laptop and modem,
    And all your fancy gear.
    And open your Bible, open your heart,
    And let your Father draw near.
    FT.

  • #2
    I doubt that Jesus used a modem, he prolly had a T3 line or something.
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    • #3
      yeah, but that didn't scan right
      FT.

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      • #4
        Maybe he had an OC48 ... 258 MB/s of synchronous up/down goodness. If only I have $100k a month to burn.

        Jammrock
        “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
        –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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        • #5
          no, definetly DSL
          disciple subcriber line.
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          • #6
            Weird alert!
            If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

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            • #7
              if he used a modem i guarantee all these ****oles will go to hell: those create websites that have 1) flash, 2) flash intro's, 3) lots of graphics and 4) anything that forces the downloading of the whole site before it will display

              "And yet, after spending 20+ years trying to evolve the user interface into something better, what's the most powerful improvement Apple was able to make? They finally put a god damned shell back in." -jwz

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              • #8
                if he used a modem i guarantee all these ****oles will go to hell: those create websites that have 1) flash, 2) flash intro's, 3) lots of graphics and 4) anything that forces the downloading of the whole site before it will display
                You left out pop-ups. There's a very special corner of the seventh level reserved for the guy who invented pop-ups.

                Kevin

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                • #9
                  good point. forgot those...
                  "And yet, after spending 20+ years trying to evolve the user interface into something better, what's the most powerful improvement Apple was able to make? They finally put a god damned shell back in." -jwz

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                  • #10
                    Tony, what's up with your avatar?

                    And where's the head?

                    AZ
                    There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                    • #11
                      I'm going through a change

                      I think the head is the pink bit above the hood
                      FT.

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                      • #12
                        He's metamorphosing back into Friar Tuck before the Leicester Uni thought police catch up with him

                        Dave
                        Don't make me angry...

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by gt40
                          no, definetly DSL
                          disciple subcriber line.
                          ROFL!

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                          • #14
                            Clearly, all these guys used wireless communication....tssssk
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