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Fat Tone
16th May 2003, 08:02
Did Jesus use a modem? (Author unknown)

Did Jesus use a modem,
At the Sermon on the Mount?
Did He ever try a broadcast fax,
To send His message out?
Did the disciples carry beepers,
As they went about their route?
Did Jesus use a modem,
At the Sermon on the Mount?

Did Paul use a laptop,
With lots of RAM and ROM?
Were his letters posted on a BBS,
At Paul.Rome.Com?
Did the man from Macedonia,
Send an E-Mail saying "Come?"
Did Paul use a Laptop,
With lots of RAM and ROM?

Did Moses use a joystick,
At the parting of the Sea?
And a Satellite Guidance Tracking System,
To show him where to be?
Did he write the law on tablets,
Or are they really on CD?
Did Moses use a joystick,
At the parting of the Sea?

Did Jesus really die for us,
One day upon a tree?
Or was it just a Hologram,
Or Technical Wizardry?
Can you download the Live Action Video Clip,
To play on your PC?
Did Jesus really die for us,
One day upon a tree?

Have the wonders of this modern age,
Made you question what is true?
How a single man, in a simple time,
Could offer life anew?
How a sinless life, a cruel death,
Then a glorious life again,
Could offer more to a desperate world,
Than all the inventions of man?

If in your life, the voice of God,
Is sometimes hard to hear.
With other voices calling,
His doesn't touch your ear.
Then set aside your laptop and modem,
And all your fancy gear.
And open your Bible, open your heart,
And let your Father draw near.

ZokesPro
16th May 2003, 08:08
I doubt that Jesus used a modem, he prolly had a T3 line or something. :p

Fat Tone
16th May 2003, 08:26
yeah, but that didn't scan right :D

Jammrock
16th May 2003, 08:53
Maybe he had an OC48 ... 258 MB/s of synchronous up/down goodness. If only I have $100k a month to burn.

Jammrock

gt40
16th May 2003, 09:18
no, definetly DSL
disciple subcriber line. :D

Technoid
16th May 2003, 10:23
Weird alert! :eek:

DGhost
16th May 2003, 10:39
if he used a modem i guarantee all these ****oles will go to hell: those create websites that have 1) flash, 2) flash intro's, 3) lots of graphics and 4) anything that forces the downloading of the whole site before it will display

:D

KRSESQ
16th May 2003, 21:23
if he used a modem i guarantee all these ****oles will go to hell: those create websites that have 1) flash, 2) flash intro's, 3) lots of graphics and 4) anything that forces the downloading of the whole site before it will display

You left out pop-ups. There's a very special corner of the seventh level reserved for the guy who invented pop-ups.

Kevin

DGhost
16th May 2003, 23:17
good point. forgot those...

az
17th May 2003, 00:51
Tony, what's up with your avatar? :)

And where's the head?

AZ

Fat Tone
17th May 2003, 02:44
I'm going through a change ;)

I think the head is the pink bit above the hood :)

dave m
17th May 2003, 07:32
He's metamorphosing back into Friar Tuck before the Leicester Uni thought police catch up with him :D

Dave

bsdgeek
17th May 2003, 07:34
Originally posted by gt40
no, definetly DSL
disciple subcriber line. :D

ROFL! :D

Umfriend
17th May 2003, 10:46
Clearly, all these guys used wireless communication....tssssk :)