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    Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.

    "Hello?" she cried, but no answer.

    "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.

    Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled: "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

    Then she heard a voice from far, far away:
    "Hello, we're down here..."..



    T.
    FT.

  • #2
    LOL

    On an interesting note if you were take the "brain wave" petterns of a man and of Jello they would be the same...and the worst part is that, that little fact is ture

    ~Sethos
    "...and in the next instant he was one of the deadest men that ever lived." – Mark Twain

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    • #3
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      • #4
        The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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        • #5
          Lawrence

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            ~Sethos
            "...and in the next instant he was one of the deadest men that ever lived." – Mark Twain

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            • #7
              @Tony:
              @Strahd: then
              Titanium is the new bling!
              (you heard from me first!)

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                • #9
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                  • #10
                    It's not just a man. SUPPOSEDLY, Jell-O produces brainwaves consistent with an adult human in a relaxed state. Not sure I believe it though.

                    - Gurm
                    The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

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                    If only life were as easy as you
                    I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                    If only life were as easy as you
                    I would still get screwed

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                    • #11
                      Hehe hmm. Gurm... perhaps your brain

                      So alpha waves or Beta waves?

                      Much more interresting is the REM sleep. There you have an interresting field of Neuroscience.


                      James
                      Mater tua criceta fuit, et pater tuo redoluit bacarum sambucus.

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                      • #12
                        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA LOL ROFLAO
                        "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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                        • #13
                          Tony
                          Strahd:

                          Sethos & Gurm: Don't believe it for a second
                          If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

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