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    I dunno, it was just....funny. Go here.
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    I distrust anyone who uses any form of instant messaging or IRC, or anything similar.

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    • #3
      I do use IM, but only with people I know in the real world. Everybody else is blocked.
      Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry Cox

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        OMG! That was ****ing hysterical
        Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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        • #5
          ROFL
          If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

          Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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          • #6
            OMG!!! I almost wet my pants laughing!
            Seth, are you ok? I`m peachy Kate. The world is my oyster. - Seth Gecko

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            • #7
              I donÄt get it..

              AZ
              There's an Opera in my macbook.

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              • #8
                The first page was a little funny - but you had to feel sorry for the guy (should it be true). Currently finishing page 2:
                jeffraider: PS Stop whoring it up at the bowling alley, and start sucking his dick more, you worthless **** sewer.
                LilPrncess: woah<hr />LLJKjeffraider: hope you don't mind, but i took the liberty of messaging your girlfriend
                dark magus: thanks DOOD!!!
                jeffraider: i just told her to straighten her bitch ****ing ass out and start giving you more head
                jeffraider: i think i got through to her
                jeffraider: things are going to be good now man
                jeffraider: trust me
                Last edited by Pace; 12 May 2003, 02:42.
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