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Yo’momma jokes
Yo'momma armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!
Yo'momma house so small her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting.
Yo'momma house so small the doormat just says "WEL"
Yo'momma like a race car: She's always burning rubber.
Yo'momma so fat I had to walk around her and got lost.
Yo'momma so fat I took her to a dance and the band skipped.
Yo'momma so fat McDonalds has to change their sign every time she eats.
Yo'momma so fat at the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts!
Yo'momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo'momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo'momma so fat every time she walks in high heels she strikes oil!
Yo'momma so fat her blood type is Ragu!
Yo'momma so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.
Yo'momma so fat her doctor's a grounds keeper.
Yo'momma so fat her high school picture was an aerial photograph.
Yo'momma so fat her nickname is "dam".
Yo'momma so fat her picture fell off the wall!
Yo'momma so fat if she weighed 5 more pounds she'd get group insurance.
Yo'momma so fat it say on her driver's license Picture continued on back.
Yo'momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass!
Yo'momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo'momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo'momma so fat she got a run in her blue jeans.
Yo'momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo'momma so fat she has her own gravity.
Yo'momma so fat she hides her goiter with her chin.
Yo'momma so fat she influences the tides.
Yo'momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo'momma so fat she steps on a scale and it goes one at a time please.
Yo'momma so fat she thinks a balanced meal is a ham in each hand.
Yo'momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo'momma so fat she went to the beach and sold shade!
Yo'momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo'momma so fat they invented super extra strength ultra SlimFast.
Yo'momma so fat when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up.
Yo'momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo'momma so fat when she goes to parties people scream Kool-Aid!
Yo'momma so fat when she moons people they turn into Werewolves.
Yo'momma so fat when she sings, it's over!
Yo'momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo'momma so fat your family portrait has stretch marks.
Yo'momma so poor she was kickin a can, and said she was "moving!"
Yo'momma house so small her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting.
Yo'momma house so small the doormat just says "WEL"
Yo'momma like a race car: She's always burning rubber.
Yo'momma so fat I had to walk around her and got lost.
Yo'momma so fat I took her to a dance and the band skipped.
Yo'momma so fat McDonalds has to change their sign every time she eats.
Yo'momma so fat at the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts!
Yo'momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo'momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo'momma so fat every time she walks in high heels she strikes oil!
Yo'momma so fat her blood type is Ragu!
Yo'momma so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.
Yo'momma so fat her doctor's a grounds keeper.
Yo'momma so fat her high school picture was an aerial photograph.
Yo'momma so fat her nickname is "dam".
Yo'momma so fat her picture fell off the wall!
Yo'momma so fat if she weighed 5 more pounds she'd get group insurance.
Yo'momma so fat it say on her driver's license Picture continued on back.
Yo'momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass!
Yo'momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo'momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo'momma so fat she got a run in her blue jeans.
Yo'momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo'momma so fat she has her own gravity.
Yo'momma so fat she hides her goiter with her chin.
Yo'momma so fat she influences the tides.
Yo'momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo'momma so fat she steps on a scale and it goes one at a time please.
Yo'momma so fat she thinks a balanced meal is a ham in each hand.
Yo'momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo'momma so fat she went to the beach and sold shade!
Yo'momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo'momma so fat they invented super extra strength ultra SlimFast.
Yo'momma so fat when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up.
Yo'momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo'momma so fat when she goes to parties people scream Kool-Aid!
Yo'momma so fat when she moons people they turn into Werewolves.
Yo'momma so fat when she sings, it's over!
Yo'momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo'momma so fat your family portrait has stretch marks.
Yo'momma so poor she was kickin a can, and said she was "moving!"
(I mean, I think I get the pointe, just can't find it funny at all)
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