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    > > > A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when
    > > > this
    > > > absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the
    > > > husband
    > > > a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks
    > away.
    > > >
    > > > The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"
    > > >
    > > > "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
    > > >
    > > > "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want
    > a
    > > > divorce!"
    > > >
    > > > "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get
    > a
    > > > divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more
    > wintering
    > > > in
    > > > Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti or Lexus in the
    >
    > > > garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."
    > > >
    > > > Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe
    > on
    > > > his
    > > > arm.
    > > >
    > > > "Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.
    > > >
    > > > "That's his mistress," says her husband.
    > > >
    > > > "Ours is prettier," she replies
    Lawrence

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    Ahem - I think it would be pushing my luck
    The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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    • #3
      ahm.... i agree...... ok ... me closing this window down befor the wife sees it,..... oh wait... i am at work
      "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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      • #4
        VBWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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