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    Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil," Libya,
    China, and Syria today announced they had formed the "Axis of Just as
    Evil," which they said would be more evil than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North
    Korea axis President Bush warned of in his State of the Union address.

    Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as
    having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are Just as
    Evil...in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il.
    "Everybody knows we're the best evils... best at being evil...we're the
    best."

    Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded,
    although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil.

    "They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. "An
    Axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi President
    Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you
    had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So, you can only have
    three, and a secret handshake. Ours is wickedly cool."

    International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as
    within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations
    rushed to gain triumvirate status in what became a game of geopolitical
    chairs.

    Cuba, Sudan, and Serbia said they had formed the "Axis of Somewhat Evil," forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the "Axis of
    Occasionally Evil," while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the
    "Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As Just Generally Disagreeable."

    With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling
    up...Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the "Axis
    of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host
    the Olympics."

    Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed the "Axis of Nations That Are
    Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Some Nasty Thoughts About America," while Scotland, New Zealand and Spain established the "Axis of Countries That Be Allowed to Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick." "That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do," said Scottish Executive First
    Minister Jack McConnell.

    While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making
    fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axis, although he
    rejected the establishment of the Axis of Countries Whose Names End in
    "Guay," accusing one of its members of filing a false application.
    Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.

    Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but
    privately, leaders said that's only because no one asked them.
    According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

  • #2
    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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    • #3
      lol ....

      lebanon decided to go it alone as the "come and screw us from every direction" .... said PM rafic hariri "but please pay all aplicabal taxes" added finance minister fouad sanioura
      "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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      • #4
        You have forgotten teh Axis of Oil.

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        • #5
          irelevent..... oil is not the isue... never was the issue... and will never be an issue... ....
          "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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          • #6
            now what would be intresting is the formation of the axis of beer lovers..... that way many people will have to sceseed from thier main country and for three difrent countries that are actual several strips of land distantly seperated from each other but who are strongly comited to beer.... btw i prefer canadian beer ... .labat(sp) ice is one i like... too bad they have stoped importing it here....
            "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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            • #7
              LOL


              Hehe I love Andrews at Satirewires writting..






              James
              Mater tua criceta fuit, et pater tuo redoluit bacarum sambucus.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by James_D
                LOL


                Hehe I love Andrews at Satirewires writting..






                James
                Sorry to say this but despite the humor in it, its too true
                If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                • #9
                  I laughed my CACKS off! ROFL!

                  (Pity I am at work )
                  Dont just swallow the blue pill.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by SpiralDragon
                    now what would be intresting is the formation of the axis of beer lovers..... that way many people will have to sceseed from thier main country and for three difrent countries that are actual several strips of land distantly seperated from each other but who are strongly comited to beer.... btw i prefer canadian beer ... .labat(sp) ice is one i like... too bad they have stoped importing it here....
                    The Axis of Beer Lovers would have to be Canada, UK and Germany I think. Personally, I prefer beer from the UK or Ireland...
                    Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry Cox

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                    • #11
                      Bwhahaha you Canadians don't know how to drink, Come over here and 5' tall size 6 girls will drink ya all under the table.

                      I'm 6'1" 95kg and a well seasoned drinker, and first time I went to an all you can drink party with some of the locals, I was most impressed
                      Juu nin to iro


                      English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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                      • #12
                        I go for quality, not quantity
                        Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry Cox

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                        • #13
                          Sasq, Poland would impress you also (not to mention Russia...we have here a little...rule, apart from "westernians (or something...), better don't drink with us": "polish people, don't drink with Russians")

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by agallag
                            I go for quality, not quantity
                            I go for both..
                            But we named the *dog* Indiana...
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                            • #15
                              Ditto!
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