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    Intresting litle email i got

    A guy gets home late one night and his wife says,
    "Where the hell have you been?"

    "I was out getting a tattoo."

    "A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"

    "I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis."

    "What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a hundred dollar bill on your penis?"

    "Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow... Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money.... And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!"
    "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"
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    I once saw a cooking apron it said "My cooking sucks, Fortunatly so do I"

    ~Sethos
    "...and in the next instant he was one of the deadest men that ever lived." – Mark Twain

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      "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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        Well here's a joke:

        This guy is in love with this chick named Wendy. So he gets "Wendy" tatooed on his pensu.

        One day he goes to restroom. Beside him there's this black dude and when he glances at his pensu, he notices he too has "Wendy" tatooed on it.

        So he asks him:
        - So you too have a girlfriend named Wendy.

        To which the black dude replies:
        - No it says "WelcomE to jamaica, have a Nice DaY".

        Mods edit/delete if you find this politically uncorrect or problematic.

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