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  • What Makes Life 100%

    What Makes Life 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

    What makes life 100%?

    If

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
    is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then,
    H A R D W O R K
    8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

    K N O W L E D G E
    11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

    But,
    A T T I T U D E
    1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

    And,
    B U L L S H I T
    2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

    So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullnuts will put you over the top.

    And look how far .........
    A S S K I S S I N G
    1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
    will take you.
    According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

  • #2
    That's good to know...hehe
    I'm a genie in a bottle BABY, gotta rub ME the right way!!!

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